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Oh, God, I ate so much, I feel the fattest person on the planet and I am about to burst. I need to unbutton my pants, but I feel so fat I cannot reach my pants.

Also, doing this OC meme is going to be the death of me (for your information, the filename is jesuschrist.jpg), I'm the slowest person drawing on the computer. Oh, for those interested in ( Read more... )

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My mom just commented on my FB status with a "XD"

My mom used XD

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Dear dethroned_king,If, by the time you read this, you don't have Skype installed, you will feel a slight pinch in your balls and then you'll bleed out through them, yet not fast enough for me to not to force feed them to you while shoving some anal beads into your ass.

Sincerely,Ness.

And now I'm off to classes. Dammit, why did I lose my cellphone yesterday, it ( Read more... )

There's nothing special about today.

NOTHING IS HAPPENING!!

/stomps around in rage.

Man... I was bored enough to do that meme everyone is doing. Hhhh. Playing around with characters' sexuality and tables.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PROSTITUTES!! I hope you die in a ditch. Or do I? YEAH WHATEVER, FAG, HAPPY BIRTHDAY :')
I did absolutely nothing this weekend, I feel so useless. Just slept and ate and roleplayed. Eventually used the bathroom ( Read more... )

Since today everything I say is going to be considered a lie, you can all go fuck yourselves and I'm going to keep quiet today.

The "What I've always wanted to tell you" MemeI've been ssssssooo tired as of late, the course we're having at the firefighters is making me sore all over and I think I have muscle on my right arm now but still no strength, I have absolutely none in my arms, only in my legs. And, yeah, I only have muscle in one arm because I suppose I use it more ( Read more... )